Comedy Slap Fight

Summary:
February 05, 2015: Harley Quinn and Misfit have a comedic slap fight on top of and then off of Ace Chemicals.

Ace Chemicals

A confusing maze of rusting and entangled pipelines and gridwork, the Ace Chemicals Plant is a sprawling industrial complex which, despite looking quite rough around the edges, continues to operate at full capacity. Originally known as Kane Chemicals, named after the family that owned and operated it, Ace Chemicals has suffered some questionable hits to its reputation over the last two decades involving shady dealings and improper transportation and containment of hazardous materials. These cases frequently end up unresolved due to a lack of sufficient evidence to incriminate the company as a whole.


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Mood Music:
[* Yakity Sax https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnHmskwqCCQ]


Sitting on top of the Ace Chemical building, Harley looks thoughtfully into the night sky. Valentine's is coming up and she still hasn't decided what to get for her Puddin. Well, she'd get him the Bat all tied up with a pink bow if she could, but that's not likely to happen. What's a girl to do?

***

Misfit is out on Patrol <tm> and she may be patrolling a bit angrily this evening truth be told. She is winging her way across the city the old fashioned bat grapple and line sort of way, darting along the rooftops. Her goggles are playing the 911 alerts in the upper right corner, translated to text so she can see if anyone really needs help while she patrols for random street crime or idiots to inflict some serious vengeance upon.

Her next swing takes her to a rooftop over yonder within view of the factor, but also putting you in view of her. Misfit pauses and squints at the factory profile now. Letting her goggles enhance the view.

***

Harley Quinn is kind of hard to miss. It's that red and black motley that gives her away. As she tries to think of just what to get for Mr. J, the dollar store Bat knockoff lands over on the next building. Well… it's not the Bat, but one of the Batfamily? Maybe Joker can kill this one like he did that Robin those years before. Todd something. Or something Todd. Meh. No matter.

Rising to her feet, Harley waggles her fingers to the baby batgirl.

***

Misfit eyes you for a long moment. She isn't some dollar store batgirl. I mean sure compared to the killer assassin she is definitely a Misfit-bat but her gear is top of the line these days, no longer the clothes hamper orphan special. She taps her comms "O that crazy girl clown who hangs out with the joker is waving at me from the top of ace chemicals.." she sounds set to do something rash "Going to kick her ass." that will show people.

One moment though Misfit is on the roof over yonder. Then she vanishes in a splash of awesome pink and purple smoke >pinkurple>. Miliseconds later there is a "Darrrrk vengeance!" and a hsss from right behind you as she moves to connect her foot with your kidneys. Well if nothing else she is headstrong, rash, a teenager, and has a comedic battle cry. Definitely not like any of the bats with their brooding darkity dark.

***

Thinking of all the things she is going to do to this silly bat-kid, Harley rubs her hands together. This is gonna be fun. She starts to stretch and limber up for the upcoming fight when there is a cloud of pink. And the girl is gone. And then there is the pain. Ow ow. Back! Ow! Harley stumbles forward from the sudden kick to her back and she turns around to glower at the bat… thing. "That hurt. Here, let me show you."

Suddenly, there is a foot in Misfit's face.

***

Misfit totes takes the kick to the face, mostly because she never once expected you to move like a greased rattlesnakes. Wait do greased rattlesnakes move fast or do they just flail around unable to get friction… oh right fight. She staggers back several steps and keeps going "Oww you crazy old bat!" Misfit also didn't expect you to kick so darn hard there. "I'm totes going to kick your wierdo face in!" with that she double hurls two batarangs at you.

For a babybat you haven't ever seen before, she is definitely way above her weight (litterally and metaphorically) when it comes to speed and strength. Startling so.

***

"Did you just call me BAT?" screams Harley in offense. Yes, cause that's the part that's offensive. Not the crazy or the old. Harley starts to run over towards the girl, diving at her in a football grapple to the waist. As she's flying forward, she has to cover her face with her arms, the batarangs aimed right at her head.

***

Misfit blinks as you just charge her. Usually thugs are down by now. I mean sure you are like major league gotham villain royalty but still. "Aw come on!" she vanishes with more of that awesome pink and purple smoke right before you connect. Reappearing… oh about two steps back and five feet further in the air. Yeah she plans to try to land on you feet first. "HSSS" oh my serious god she just hisssed at you. Who the hell hisses.

***

There is that cloud of pink smoke again and Harley flies through the cloud to a resounding *KLOON* as she hits the air vent duct on the top of the building. So, batarangs stuck in her forearms and a nasty concussion and now a hissing chick on her back. "Ooooff!" she manages as she is pushed into the gravel. She grumbles. "What sort of freak are you?"

***

Right Misfit tightens her hold on your back with her knees, bucking Harley! "yaaaahah ride em rodeo clown!" oh yeah someone is asking for it seriously. "I'm not the freak. I'm Misfit. You're the freak!" oh so mature this one. She reaches to grab your hair, look pigtails, and tries to bap your face into the HVAC duct.

***

With a caped crusader type on her back, Harley springs forward and flips over to land on her back on top of the girl. "Yuh huh! Don't you wish your girlfriend was a freak like me?" She is about to roll over to hit the girl when her hair is pulled. "Ow! Ow!" She shifts her wait to put the heel of her palm on Misfit's chin. "No fair!"

***

Right Misfit wasn't expecting you to flip over like that and land on her "Ufff… I dont even have a girlfriend!" wait that isn't a witty come back "Get off me you clownfish." Misfit tries again as she pulls on your hair even as you press your palm into her chin "All is fair in vengeancing!" yank!

***

"Ooooh!" says Harley even as she winces from her pigtails being yanked out of her head. "So yer a single geek freak. Figures. At least I got me a man!" Harley tries to get the redhead to let go of her by sticking a finger in her eye. "If I'm a clownfish then yer a damn octopus! Hands off!"

***

Misfit does not let go no sir no way. "I…" she sputters for a moment, sadly Misfit is exceedingly single, though she did have that date with Batwing, does that count as dating. It involved dinner and dancing. The poke to her goggled eye gets her attention though. "Uh.. Goggles.. duh…!" she twists suddenly and violently trying to get on top of Harley and pin her to the ground once more. Her foot almost goes right through the HVAC vent's side with a KLANG as she tries to get leverage. "Prepare for me making you even funnier looking!"

***

"Yeah! Well now you have a thumb print on them and that's gonna be annoying!" Yep, it was all part of the plan. Uh huh! The gravel grates under the pair as they roll and shift in their sadly very girly and very lame fight. "I don't *want* to look like you!"

***

It is probably the most comedic deadly fight that Oracle has ever been witness to through a comm camera all said. Misfit keeps trying to get the upper hand rolling around and sliding on the gravel with you. "Dangit… how come you are so strong!" she is one to talk really, it is remarkable she is able to go toe to toe with you in this comedy slap fight. "RRrr just give up and I'll go totes easy on you…"

Wait a minute. Wasn't there gravel under you both a moment ago. Oh…. right roof top rolling around fight. That may not have been bright "Aw crap!" she doesn't let go of you though and for the moment at least as the falling begins she doesn't teleport either. Wheeee.

***

"Why aren't you dead yet?!" says Harley. She knows why she can take a hit, but this one. What is the Bat feeding these people? Some sort of bat-dna injected Wheaties? Batties! Beaties? She doesn't have much more time to think about it as there is the sudden lurching of her stomach that comes with the freefall. As the pair falls, Harley twists to spin the pair so that she doesn't take all of the blunt trauma. The pair careen down, hitting parts of the building as they go, breaking both brick and bones. When the pair finally land on the ground, it's with a distinct *WHUff* as all the air is pushed out of their lungs.

***

Woof… thud… uff… KLANG.. twirl… clip….careeen!

Really Misfit should be teleporting away from you but she is a but stunned by a very early hit to the head with a pipe. The armored cowl keeps her conscious and from passing out though. The other impacts likewise minimized by the armor, though it doesn't present some broken ribs and a broken nose.

Wheeeeeeeze "I…. am …." weeze "going to kick your ass… in a minute." Misfit notes profoundly from her spot on her back on the factory floor near you. "jussss you wait.. hss" punch drunk.

***

Harley groans as she lays on the ground. The last time she felt this bad was before those lovely injections Ivy gave her. Wait… didn't she fall out of a building then too? Deja vu! Her face is starting to swell from the bruising. "Not.. huff… ifn I don't… erggg… cough… kick yers first. Freak."

***

Misfit inhales sharply, a deep breath, wheeeeeeze. A very painful noise that is much hssssing as she tries to center herself a bit more now. "You.. are going… to arkham you jerkface…. Imnotafreak" hssss of breath "Stop calling… me that." sounds a bit angry there at the end "show… everyone!"

There is a flash of pink and purple smoke, it is quite startlingly colorful there, not very batlike really. The girl isn't on the ground by you, but rather dropping to her feet out of thing air by your other side. Thing is, she just seems to have cheated. Her nose isn't even broken anymore. She seems to be fishing for zipties now.

***

It would seem that Misfit said the wrong word. Arkham. No no no. Harley has been there a little too recently for her liking and in spite of having been broken out after a month long 'vacation', she just isn't ready to go back to Crazytown just yet. She rolls to a sitting position and grabs her arm, forcing it back into location. "Oh please! Purple smoke? Disappearin' and reappearin'? Yer a total freak. Surprised you got into the Batfamily. B-Man usually only takes in normals. He doesn't like the freaks. Locks 'em all away."

And then Harley blinks as the girl is gone again. And back again. And zipties!! "No! No no no no! Back off, sweet cheeks."

***

Wow, you think Charlie said the wrong thing to Harley. Harley just said something really wrong to Charlie. I mean Misfit. She just gets this look with the line about being surprised Misfit got into the batfamily and freaks and locking them up. "Shutup!" practically trembling "Notafreak!" she may be a smidge angry, to the lashing out violently stage for some reason. Someone touched a nerve there. She snaps a combat booted kick at your face, jaw really, maybe her goal is to break it and shut you up before you further expound on her not fitting in with the Batfamily. I mean sure your analysis is totes accurate, I mean for gods sakes she has innate chaos magic and is about as stable as a bowl full of ADHD ferrets balanced on a tightrope.

***

Yeah, Harley knows just how to touch a nerve. And once she has said nerve located, she is like a kid with a big red button. She pushes. And pushes. She smiles, almost ferally. "If yer not a freak, why you protestin' so loudly about it?" She then gets the boot to the face. Blood drips from her lips as she grins. "Mmmm, you kick like *he* used to. If I didn't know better, I'd say you were flirtin' with me. But I'm a one freak kinda girl. And you don't look nearly as good in pinstripes."

***

Yeah well Misfit has no idea that you are a shrink, Harley Quinn, M.D. and all that. She is a teen problems that have problems with her own problems even. "Darrk vengeance!" never has she meant it as much as she seems to mean it right now there as she introduces your face to her weighted batgirl glove. If you don't do something other than get into her head like this she is liable to keep punching until she can ziptie you and have you carted away though. You really got under her skin. She is even breathing hard, all for little old Harley, no not that way out of the gutter pervs.

***

Harley Quinn has learned a little too much from watching Joker fight the Bat. She keeps taunting the girl, getting into her head and pointing out weaknesses in her psyche, getting rewarded by being beaten up more and more until she can't say anything more. She just laughs then, coughing up blood as she lays in the dirt. An ambulance arrives, the attendants saying that they'll take Harley from here. They'll take her to where she belongs. As the ambulance drives off… why is it turning *away* from Arkham?

***

Misfit is much too bloody distracted, she is trying to get the smudge off her goggles by the time the ambulance shows up to take Harley to Arkham. Really by that point Harley is already ziptied and Misfit is up on a roof top. She was told to not stay on the ground and ever hand off to the authorities. She totally misses the ambulance going the wrong direction. Moving from thumbprint to the blood on her gloves. Still shaking like an upset leaf.

***

"The Joker ain't gonna be too happy 'bout you bein' bloodied up like that, Miss Quinn," says one of the attendants as he starts cleaning the blood from her face. "Oh, but I think I found a fun toy for him, Jasper. She's just about as crazy as we are. Wonder if we can get her to join *our* family. Once we've given her a tweak or two in the right direction."


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